The ENDBRINGER!!!
BBB
Summon Me
5/5
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Flying, Trample, Rampage 4
When The ENDBRINGER!! Comes into play, gain
5 life. When The ENDBRINGER!!! leaves play, gain
5 life.
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A
$%#&@- My Opponent
Skeletal Butt Monkey
1BB
Summon Dead Anal Chimp
2/2
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Skeletal Butt Monkey counts as a Butt Monkey.
When Skeletal Butt Monkey comes into play,
Bury all Butt Monkey=s. (Including this one)
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A
I Can=t Believe I=m still alive!@-Butt Monkey deck player, third turn
(Creators note: The Butt Monkey series is meant
as a saterical immitation of the useless Acreature
affects creature@ cards in magic.
i.e. Kobolds, Chimeras, Slivers, etc.)
Slightly Dark Ritual
B
Mana Source
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Add B to your mana pool.
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A
and you played that because.....@-Bewildered Opponent
Disenchantment
1B
Instant
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Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
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A
It=s about #$%@&* time!@-Necro Players World wide